Friday, January 16, 2009

好,就講溝仔!

尋晚同張二小姐結伴到Intercham 的活動,支持哥兒們其次,讓眼睛吃吃甜品為重.

看著負責活動的哥兒們在賓客中穿插,不能不承認,他們已經從初到步的On小子,蛻變至令女子心動的大男生.看著女子們的投懷送抱,好笑之餘,我不禁同二小姐講 "點解我從來唔覺得佢地正!?"

張二小姐答 "因為你識得佢地太早!"

每年,某國政府與銀行也會引入十多名精英來港實習.而我呢,又無情情唔知幾時開始,成為眾人o既"第一個香港朋友".

曾經有女仔兜口兜面同我講 "勁羨慕你好似Joyce VIP咁,有New Arrival會有人打黎叫你揀貨囉.你唔岩洗o既,益下朋友都好丫!"

我笑笑口答 "好呀好呀." 但個心就想 "o拿,你心懷不軌企圖,唔做得朋友!"

我係超級極度討厭果種走埋黎扮Friend,但只係想溝仔溝女o既人.大家成年人,出黎識多幾個朋友你唔願,一開口就"喂有無仔/女先?".

對呢d人,我一律會答 "你肯比幾錢一個!?"

我又唔係收埋佢地係灶底,有得玩都約埋你,請問仲想點呢?

有So你到,冇So就無到.
嘩,你好So窩,真係.

Credit,要時間累積;信任,要經得起考驗;交友,咪伶個心出黎囉.個腦淨係想溝呢個果個,人地咪唔當你係朋友囉.

唔係朋友o既,有好野又點會益你先?

不過話說回頭,如果唔嫌棄初來報到o既外勞"漆孤碌",頭半年真係出手o既最佳時機 -
Loneliness + uncertainty + vulnerability + yellow fever = 易呃易tum易上手.

你唔介意Deal with呢d野,通常呢個時候出手都會拍到一年左右o既拖.散左之後,個男仔就會開始慢慢變身"老蘭超級撒亞人".

可惜我唔鍾意湊仔,如果我鍾意湊仔o既話,開托兒所啦不如.

又,每年咁多個男仔,真係一個都無睇中過?

有,一個,不作他選果個.

其實同呢個國家o既所有瓜葛,統統都係因佢而起.所以係呢個圈子內,我已經上左神檯,變左姑姑.

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PS1: 本來想繼續寫SST 架,但唔知點解變左一篇咁o既野.
PS2: 今個星期破天荒地一日一Post,係咪濫左D呢?
PS3: 早幾日叫一個朋友好Update下個Blog,以証明佢尚存人間,佢竟然答我 "你估我係你呀?寫行街又一篇,寫鞋又一篇,唔爭在寫埋溝仔啦!"
PS4: 好,既然都比佢講中,呢篇野,我順手Dedicate埋比佢喇.

18 comments:

小瓶子 said...

PS2: 今個星期破天荒地一日一Post,係咪濫左D呢?

我一日几嗰POST哦, 我米好濫? 哈哈....

GwenandIan said...

小女子非常佩服各位的天才橫溢,但願有日能學上各位的幾成功力。寫Blog靈感源源不絕.

Anyway. 雖不清楚你所參加的是甚麼活動,做乜講到好似人人約你只係為仔架! 唔好咁傷心啦!

they also need a friends

小瓶子 said...

GwenandIan:

哈....我什么无聊废up都写上BLOG, 当然一日几嗰Post 都无问题啦, 但要写到好似 Hana, 卡臣, 陈大文, 同埋楼主甘有内容, 就真系要有D 阅历同功力啦.

Audi 計數佬 said...

SST???我轉左工後好耐都冇再著lu,

你編野都好攪笑wor, btw, 新仔初黎報到想問, 好多女人都中意鬼佬, 但你唔岩?

oz said...

一日一狗噏?

好友Z said...

"一日一狗噏?"

咦,今日認真睇睇呢篇,又幾有points wow?What is "老蘭超級撒亞人"? 咁多好,又唔收錢,請每日一,好過聽特首廢嗡或湯生狗啦!

C+ said...

RE: 小瓶子
你同我地分享咁多好野,真係好有心!你咁抬舉我,我怕比人噓爆!

你地肯睇我狗噏,我真係好感激!

RE: Gwen
I think I wrote this piece cos I saw sth unfair but I am not able to say it out loud in real life & even on the internet! :p

RE: Audi 計數佬
I love them all! (笑)

我都係個句,顏色同國籍根本唔係重點,咪又係人一個.最緊要自己岩o者係咪!?

又,得閒多d黎坐丫!

RE: Oz:
係狗噏呀,So?

RE: Z
哼,你唔駛係度賣口乖.

如果今日先Post,你會唔會以為我寸緊你呢?呵呵!

好彩尋日登左.LOL

好友Z said...

已經對號入咗坐 law!

Sarah said...

C+ :

Bottega Veneta 巳經final/further sales喇,D鞋60% off !連卡佛D靚鞋50% off、Manolo又巳經50% off,再咁落去,對於我們這些好天買鞋、唔好天又買鞋、無論發生喜事白事乜事或者乜义事都去買鞋的港女,是災難性的!我搞到連客廳都要放鞋盒/鞋喇 ...

宣佈今日在中環飽受重創 ... over,over
:p
妳快D去殺入戰塲喇!
(最攞命嗰吓係仲有size喎!唉...)

C+ said...

Copy Sarah Copy!!!!!!!!!

BV 60% off!? what the f!?!?! I will go check tmr!! My dear, go easy and hold save some bullets, I was drinking with Pedder insider n she said & i quote "FURTHER SALE after CNY". I seriously don't know if I shd take it as good news or bad news!!!!

Besides, my dear, why dun u take some photos and share your trophies with us!??!?!!?

OHHHH HOW BEAUTIFUL IT IS TO KNOW U ARE ALSO A SHOE ADDICT!!! I LOVE U ALREADY!!! MUAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sarah said...

C+,

Really? further sales after CNY?簡直係死亡預告。今日衰咗在BV,千六蚊對High Heel,即係話買固然死(繼連卡佛重創後再多一次災難性流血不止);唔買我又怕瞓唔著會遭天譴,唔係我咁辛苦返工睇眾人面色做乜?唔會以為我哋天生被虐狂啩!

慘得過我哋港女自己揾錢自己花錢以求自己開心?!所以任何旁人無得「阿滋阿jor」哈哈。我哋為求買鞋巳經rationalize哂我哋嘅一切買鞋的舉動、並將之合理化。哈哈 :p

Anyway,我鐘意妳嗲阿媽去Miu Miu嗰篇。有得D發鞋瘋嘅港女,就要有D咁有智慧同手段嘅阿媽來制衡我哋,上天就係咁完美嘅安排。篇文好warm ... I'm loving it.

仲有係我是shoes addict巳經好多年... from very beginning I start to work
= )

C+ said...

Sarah Sarah Sarah, I might be tipsy but i had a sweet mild orgasm looking at the shoes u purchased wahahaahahahahahah !!!!

and judging from ur trophies i can totally tell you are one elegant classy lady who could had ur staff working their ass off without sounding bossy!

鞋呢,買硬.今時今日仲要我去"九西" 買鞋我不如死左佢啦好無? 又,勁愛你會買BV 鞋囉,佢地D 皮真係贏晒LC 所有carry o既 brand囉...

親愛的,我成日覺得我地呢d港女最大問題係唔夠港女 - 最港女個呢,有男人心甘情願買野比佢,仲可能會鬧個男人買錯.我地呢,辛辛苦苦賺錢,買下野tum自己開心,竟然會比人話難養囉.

我真係好感激在有我媽同我互tum,有來有往交下手,其實做女人呀,都係想耐唔耐有人錫下寵下自己嗟係咪!? :)

Sarah said...

C+ over, C+ over

傷亡報告:實情這兩天的傷亡點只係妳睇到嗰D,為免嚇親妳故只show you 部份"傷痛";淨係喺BV 60% off 都唔會得一個"傷痛"行得出鋪頭啦!wahaha ! 我怕妳睇完所有之後,立即高潮!

我公司張枱下面都係擺鞋喎!仲係Christian Louboutin 同Manolo Blahnik,俾老板寸完又有乜發洩好過立即換對Manolo去踐地?谷氣唔通去打人咩!咪揾對靚鞋去踐地當係老板咁踐...

絕對同意,我哋唔夠超級港女...

C+ said...

莎拉莎拉,真係比你笑死.特登換對Manolo去踐地...冷靜d, 你咁樣我會心痛...d 鞋. (笑)

又,我開始懷疑你o既性騷擾係故意架下!!!

嗚~~~ Louboutin 我.一.對.都.未.買.過.囉.

不過呢,如果你唔怕煩,我又唔介意你再騷擾我多幾次窩.最好耐唔耐又撩下我添,呵呵呵.

Louboutin 唔係唔想買,不過正價豪唔起,減價一係睇唔岩,一係無Size.唉唉唉,其實又邊有睇.唔.岩呢回事,只不過永遠會見到有另外一對更.鍾.意.囉.

如果男人都可以甘易睇得上眼你話幾好呢.又,我地幾時先可以唔洗忍痛取捨,鍾意邊對掃邊對呢?

另,等我還拖,影下我d Sergio Rossi性騷擾下你先得!

莎拉 said...

咁都算性騷擾 ?!

C+ said...

Sarah sarah, it was a terribly lousy joke, plssss dun b mad! didn't mean to be offensive...although, to be absolutely honest, a "sexual harassment" would not turn me on as badly as the adorable heels...

錫返啖,唔好lau我啦.

exile from hk said...

"老蘭超級撒亞人"

I am so curious to know what this means. Please?

This is my first comment on your blog. Hi! HongKong bloggers are funny as hell, even though I only understand like 60% of what you said. All the slangs, haha....Hong Kong sounds like a fun place for singles these days :-) I don't think I can live in HK any more, just look at the price of shoes, haha...

C+ said...

Hi there, sorry for belated reply! Was very close to miss out ur comments :P

Thanks for dropping by... this is the first time in my life to be a single, am just trying to make the most out of it by having fun! Hope to see your comments on my silly mumblings soon yea!?

And our lovely adorable shoes!? They are expensive everywhere LOL

 
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