Sunday, January 18, 2009

損友

- 借Dom的名義騙你見面,剛喝光了一瓶,有事先走也多買一瓶Veuve,讓你跟你的朋友繼續喝下去.

- 告訴你 "既然抽煙危害健康,所以更該抽值得抽的煙",弄得你跟黃色駱駝舊情復熾,遊了幾遍煙河.

- 明明又累又醉,也陪你坐在"街邊",在寒風中用膠杯喝Tetleys至零晨二時.

- 在既遠且冷的地方也不忘到Blog留言為你打氣平反.

- 在你發神經想知"零下廿度露天尿尿會不會結冰"時,雖則口裡拒絕,也為你作實驗給你答案.

- 不單給你好友準備窩心合適的生日禮物,更不忘一式一樣的準備多一份送你.

- 以極度行貨的藉口失約,隔天又會自備Piper獻身請罪,令埋葬在宿醉深淵的你,下午六時半又再度醉了.

- 明明是一個陌生人,卻會得令你認為送他一瓶McCallan 18是於禮不合.更讓離不開中環的你打算到大圍買一瓶酒送他.

- 不能夠靠得太近,可你還是忍不著跟他說句 "很高興認識你".

7 comments:

Sarah said...

呢D"損友"我好鐘意喎 ...

仲有係女人青春有限,絕對贊同只係與一切好嘢交往 - 這包括人、事、物件、酒etc,afford唔係浪費在不夠好的人與事身上。

G said...

Ms Lau, from dom to veuve to piper? don't be friends with this 損友, he doesn't spoil u like we do!!

Besides, u want to go to大圍買酒? I need to know which is that MAGIC bottle!

I volunteer myself to be ur ah so's hostage, will be in BEJ for CNY and ho ho ho, why don't u come visit us?

eric said...

在你發神經想知"零下廿度露天尿尿會不會結冰"時,雖則口裡拒絕,也為你作實驗給你答案.

小弟試過,喺唔會嘅。至多好X凍嗟。

C+ said...

RE: Sarah
嘻嘻,同損友hangout,偶一為之Ok啦,我怕上癮!

RE: G
你跟婆走不特止,仲變埋We Guy,竟然夠膽叫我唔好理呢個損友?你是在找屎麼?

北京,想去.但天寒地冬,孤伶伶上黎睇你兩位打得火熱,為乜?

又,咪就係因為你唔係香港,我先焗住要去大圍囉頂!

RE: Eric
哈哈哈,傻o既果然唔係得我一個丫!介唔介意講下當日點解你會咁做呢?

又,如果尿尿會結冰,你說有多好玩呢!

卡臣 said...

寒冬下飲酒
正呀~~

Anonymous said...

有冇聽過容祖兒隻損友?

http://hk.youtube.com/watch?v=FFE4TjBz5sE

C+ said...

RE: 卡sir

咁你幾時同我飲先?

RE: Anon
Thanks for the link... but then...

現在玩踢爆麼? :p

 
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