Monday, February 2, 2009

未能貼題 - Social Gathering 101

Social Gathering 中,新手常犯錯誤包括

1/ 怕醜(淆底)
2/ 等人撩傾計
3/ 只渴望與合眼緣的異性交談
4/ 不懂得如何展開有趣的話題
5/ 自覺包裝不夠吸引
6/ 認為在場參與人士的最終目的不是錢便是性.

任何認同兩項或以上的人,我敢保証他們一定是躲在角落喊悶的一群.作為一個旁觀者/參與者,我明白人一但離開熟知環境,會對未知懷有恐懼.但假如你已經踏出"願意參與"的第一步,何不放輕鬆試試Enjoy the party?

唔,又要賣個關子先.因為今日想講其他野.呵

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最近,瘋狂迷上了一個名為 Dating A Banker Anonymous的博.

Introduction of the blog -
Are you or someone you love dating a banker? If so, we are here to support you through these difficult times. Dating A Banker Anonymous (DABA) is a safe place where women can come together – free from the scrutiny of feminists– and share their tearful tales of how the mortgage meltdown has affected their relationships. DABA Girls was started by two best friends whose relationships tanked with the economy. Not knowing what else to do, we did what frustrated but articulate girls have done since the beginning of time - we started a blog.

人情冷暖,一覽無遺.無奈得,讓我想起卡門的歌詞.

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香港作為金融都市,縱然面對金融海嘯,仍有許多女子懷有"嫁個好賓架"的想法.

找個好歸宿,千千萬萬女子的夢想.作為目擊証人,曾經目睹女子接過哥兒名片時,雙眼是如何放光.

對呀,他名片上的title是VP,住在南區某某灣的兩千呎公寓,平日外出消費,刷的是Amex 白金卡,而他的座駕,是一輛超型的哈利.

但親愛的,三十三歲的他,實際年收入不到百萬.在銀行界,不過是一個比小薯更小薯的人物.他的title 及福利,一是因為HK Office headcount 細,二是因為 the differences in EU taxing system.

當他花的錢大都不是自己的,當然豪爽.一旦被裁員,要回祖國找一份合理的工作,After tax 所賺的,可能比你現在實賺的更少.

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又娘爆的說句,人生的伴侶,不止可以共患難,也不淨是共富貴.

可以共渡餘生的人,是當回歸恆常平淡之時,也願意緊握你手的那個人.
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唔型丫嘛,都話知囉!

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

...title是VP
哈,我team手下有八件VP,但我自己個title就是打雜。
香港嘅模式有d怪(美國叫W-2人),唔明出咁高人工去請一些自稱banker,但唔識搵大客嘅廢柴(如大細摸、睾剩、尾臨)。我請嘅全部無人工作底薪(美國就叫1099人),但commission per case就等於他人幾年人工。做到事才有錢收,這種模式的I.B./Corp Fin無受金融海嘯影響。
搵banker作配偶或朋友真的要很小心,很多打份幾皮野嘅耕田工,衣著講究一點,就稱自己為banker(很多這樣香港男),切記小心小心!

黑人 said...

唉!頭六點我個fd 至少中五樣

雖然條件唔算差 (外觀平常,事業promising)

但係帶佢出去social gathering,次次唔係悶親就係嚇親d女仔

exile from hk said...

"可以共渡餘生的人,是當回歸恆常平淡之時,也願意緊握你手的那個人"

It sounds romantic when you are still single!

But after you've been married for a long time, it sounds like oh...jail time, haha...

小瓶子 said...

>>>唉!頭六點我個fd 至少中五樣

你嗰 fd 系你自己定系E才子? 哈哈...

卡臣 said...

任何認同兩項或以上的人,我敢保証他們一定是躲在角落喊悶的一群.<---做乜講我呀?

G said...

I think you should tell your experience dating bankers! Esp. the story of that fund guy hohohohoho

小瓶子 said...

that blog is interesting. Besides, I am also interested in your story with that fund guy.

C+ said...

RE: ANON
比你句"耕田工"笑死.唉,其實唔係淨係Banker,其他行業亦係大把寶藥黨,真係要明鑒!

又,你個tone & manner同你講o既野,另我想起一個blogger窩... =P

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RE: 黑人
咁我就比心機d寫,你覺得好睇o既記住介紹比佢呀!=)

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RE: EHK
oh wellz, in the end of the day we all get stuck with sth don't we?

reality is always boring, so i dream, day and night, just to escape a little bit =)

C+ said...

RE: 卡Sir
你呀,唔好扮野!作為舞台上巨星,你點縮埋都閃閃發光喇.呵

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RE: G
你無見到我地盆有個Sign,好大隻字寫住
內有咬人瘋犬,敬請小心言行

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RE:小瓶子
那個blog,真的好好好好看呀!我呢排o既飛佛!

又,咪又係男人一個,無特別野值得講喇!

SZE said...

哈~好彩都只係中一個point.
5/ 自覺包裝不夠吸引

不過我個人又唔係太鐘意講野喎!


可以共渡餘生的人,是當回歸恆常平淡之時,也願意緊握你手的那個人.
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唔型丫嘛,都話知囉!

的確唔型,不過令人感動喎!

Anonymous said...

唓,我個普通tone黎嘅嗟,至於manner哩樣野囉喎,我就一啲都冇喇!
老實講,妳點知我啲藥好靈,細路女幫襯吓好噃!
哩次俾人識穿,被質食「笨冷嗱」添!不過我就打屎我都唔認喇!

C+ said...

RE: SZE
你覺得感動就好喇,個句本來想寫
"是回歸恆常平淡之時,當我無化妝無著高跟鞋,啖住口煙洗緊廁所,也願意緊握我手的那個人.

=p

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RE: ANON
叔叔你賣咩藥架?係咪食完會好開心架?但媽咪話個d係有毒架窩...

我又無明質你食,隻「笨冷嗱」留返下次哮你唔覺先"煽"你好無? =)

許港生 said...

妳提起的DABA,最近有報章話佢地係造假喎:

'Dating A Banker Anonymous': Did The New York Times Get Punk'd?

不過,真又好,假又好,佢地又真係寫得幾好。:)

C+ said...

睇Blog,最正就係唔知幾成真,幾成假.最緊要睇得開心嗟!

我當正佢地係sex & the city 後人,哈!

DOUBLE CHIN™ said...

十個自稱banker的人, 九個人渣. 日日担心俾人炒, 金融海嘯令佢地做人humble返 0.1個巴仙.

C+ said...

>> 十個自稱banker的人, 九個人渣.

哈哈,呢幾年我同朋友講,自稱banker 個d,通常都係bank worker, not banker.=p

 
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