Tuesday, February 17, 2009

八號仔的自白

上星期入馬場,企係沙圈邊一路傾計/飲Stella/煲煙,唔經唔覺,竟然睇到第七場唔知xx盃賽.頒獎,理論上唔關我事,但當我聽到呢句,我又即刻萌萌地.

".... presenting the award, MRS yyyyxxx, the wife of MR xxx and MR. xxx"

我: "MRS已經表達到啦...點解係都要講埋 The wife of XXX?Are we still in the 70s when women are accessories to men on the race course?"

他: "你萌乜野唶,第時你叻到人地介紹你老公時,會話MR. XXX,The Husband Of Ms. Cecilia Lau 咪得囉.我唔介意做Chan Jen Chung架喎!"

佢咁講,Makes Senses,但諗多兩諗,我又忍唔住再講

"喂,之但係我想做阿太喎!"
"咁就比較難d啦,因為你識字."

雖然對小朋友無感覺,但我唔排除有朝一日我會做媽咪.不過有兩個先決條件:

1) 要做全職媽咪
2) 唔係大城市養大個小朋友

婆婆成日話,我同我媽咁親,因為我媽親手湊大我.又,聽朋友講,大仔由工人湊大,到細仔三年後出世,老婆先辭工做全職媽咪.而家大仔十一歲,依然係無手尾乜都要人服侍既大少;而細仔呢,就好有手尾,仲會主動幫下手做家務.

我問佢,細仔係咪巨蟹座搭處女座?佢就好激動地咆哮 "妖,大仔係處女搭山羊,細仔係獅子加人馬!"

我信命,但我更相信童年對個人成長極具影響力.所以好希望將來,自己既小朋友可以係充滿愛,以及正確價值觀下成長.我想同佢地一齊上山下海,想佢地就算食薯條,都會係我親手做既Home Made Fries,想佢地開心快樂依隨自己本性...

當然我係好明顯地發緊夢.閒時睇周遊寫方芳方悠,佢個份"巴巴聲"湧晒出黎既母愛,竟然可以感動到我眼濕濕.我係見到小朋友會避開既宅女囉唔該.咁都不特止,呢個Lousy Ma仲成日都幫兩個女影埋d似沙龍多過生活照既靚相,不定期黎個"霖死人唔洗本大行動".

真係有機會做媽咪的話,我唔相信我會比我媽或者周遊做得更好.

咁我媽到底又有幾好呢?

我想話,直到十四歲,每逢冬天,我媽會係我沖涼時,將d底衫褲係乾衣機一路暖住,直至聽到我關水喉先拎入黎比我著囉.

我想話,當年我話要去"流浪",佢一句無問就過左廿萬Asia Miles 比我,仲叫我有咁遠去咁遠,有咁耐去咁耐.

我想話,佢根本就係廿幾年前,將佢一生所有,買重係我呢隻8號仔身上.明明以為係十足把握既藍籌,點知經過d咩蛇吞象合拼再私有化 (Aka跟佬走),搞到今時今日渣都無.

唯一比較"好彩"既係,媽始終係我既Angel Investor,我所有既一切,好既醜既,佢都楂死左九成股份.雖則佢係Slient Partner,但當我心知就算對唔住全世界,都一定要向一個人要交代時,我就會不期然Clam Down落黎.

所以有得揀,我都係寧願揀養十隻狗,多過要一個細路.自己做左八號仔咁多年,你叫我重注買返落另一隻再世八號仔?

唔好玩啦.
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PS ( 我係唔鍾意細路,但遇上我契仔,一樣情難自制,霖死了!)

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

唓,唔好睇小自己嘅八號身份啊!
可能可以從八號變廿四號呢,有如 Kobe Bryan 就是啦!八號唔一定係失敗嗰隻嘛!

神秘大叔

C+ said...

嘿,我已經密謀將自己先分拆,再包裝成概念股招股上市.

多謝你鼓勵,但真係要做,我要做廿四減一!THE LEGEND!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

嘩,妳咁夜未瞓嘅?
分拆再包裝好啊,但唔好用概念股招股。
妳懂咁多好野,落手落腳去實踐實習下,總有一日會成大藍籌,唔駛甚麼甚麼概念股招股,直接用新股招股上市。(或保留原上市地位,用介紹式上市。)

神秘大叔

C+ said...

咁你係唔係包銷先?嘿...

(你又知我懂咁多好野...唔比我扮架!?)

又又,我係唔願瞓,但我估你係無得ZzzZZzzz囉 =)

Gwen and Ian said...

唔好踩自己踩得咁差,人生才一半都唔知到未,依家科技發逹,我地都有機會好長命,
As long as the "investor" think this is worth to invest, they don't mind invest their whole life in it.

SZE said...

遲d你諗下諗下又或者會想投資返隻八號仔.

女人到左某一個年紀就會開始想要小朋友.

Anonymous said...

包銷先?
哪,第一我無收到保薦人應有報酬!第二就算收了,都只是質妳去俾晒啲基金度,等佢地內部認購大部份嘅股票(只設少量公眾持有)!

妳僅係識得多啦,起碼妳可以說出妳呀媽嗰部份啦!

噓,妳咁都知我無得 zzzZZZzzz !哎吖,可能係女殺手喔!

神秘大叔

Anonymous said...

btw, 我係學僅扒行嘅鹽蛇仔,收晒妳大部份股本嘅對沖嘅先係大鱷。哈哈!

神秘大叔

C+ said...

RE: GWEN
Exactly my point! 所以餘生能力Afford 到,都要錫返呵返阿媽先!=)

你呢?你有無打算做媽咪啊?

RE: SZE
真係心甘命抵再買八號仔既話,我只希望佢嗲嗲會比小超負責任!=p

c said...

warm^^
唔使放d底衫褲上乾衣機都夠晒暖了~

C+ said...

喂其實又唔係急住撲水既,上市為咩呢?我記得Sir Brandson話過,當年將Virgin上市係佢人生其中一個最錯既決定!

又,不如以後叫你"神秘鹽蛇大叔"啦!? 喂呢個名我鍾意啊!好有Superhero feel呀!哈哈哈哈哈!

C+ said...

C,係咪好似成個人係乾衣機裡面咁溫暖呢?嘻嘻!

馬迷甲 said...

上星期三係會員棚見到有個龐大身影同個長頭髮女子企晌道飲啤酒飲到散場...

如果係妳, 妳身裁幾正. (唔好介意)

Anonymous said...

龐大身影應該係孫柏文!

小瓶子 said...

Your mother is really fantastic.

C+ said...

RE: 馬迷甲
個女仔靚唔靚架先?靚既我認,唔靚我唔認架!

RE: ANON
你又知?或者係姚明呢?

RE: 小瓶子
世上只有媽媽好 =)

Anonymous said...

但係我真係見到孫柏文喎

 
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