Tuesday, February 10, 2009

六十分鐘Fing頭記

下午二時,甲女要求乙女Fing 頭.乙女膽怯,不敢於光天化日下,Fing得明目張膽.甲女寸步不讓,企硬要乙女Fing頭.乙女自覺有求於人在先,既已漂洋過海,來到甲女地頭,與其反抗,不如乖乖就範,牽強地慢Fing幾下.

嚴謹認真的甲女,對乙女的敷衍舉動甚為不滿.只好開大唱機,親身示範Fing 頭的藝術.乙女見甲女Fing得過癮,本死豁出去,六十分鐘內,左右Fing前後Fing,大力Fing死Fing爛Fing快Fing慢Fing.

Fing得無法無天之時,疏忽大意,留下鐵證.


看到相片,乙女啞口無言.她日日寫Blog,只想渲泄心中腦內的Craziness.現在被甲女以一幅相片輕易道盡,她還需要再用文字表達嗎?

甲女,即吾友陸穎珊,自稱603.架眼鏡,別人叫她四眼妹,實情她有五(六!?)眼.跟貓兒朝夕相對,不單沾上一身貓兒靈氣,還學曉牠們的靈敏細膩.久而久之,竟然無師自通,開了一只心眼.

用心眼拍貓,記錄牠們淘氣挑皮的成長,出了幾部溫馨爆笑圖文集.
用心眼拍人,她擅長捕捉真情,大人細路孕婦情侶,在她鏡頭下,統統真摯漂亮.
拍人跟寵物,拍出兩者間的眼神交流溝通,除人馬狗兔鼠貓外,好像還拍過烏龜.

唱好友人2009,播放完畢.
有興趣者,敬請參觀603部落格

又,奉政府籲,Fing頭這回事,不可一,不可再.Fing頭六十分鐘,次日醒來,整條頸痛得不能活動,足足貼了四天虎標鎮痛膏布.
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My comment in FB for this photo was “The best shot in my life”.
My evil friends asked “and we can’t see your face in your best ever shot?”
I replied “This is precisely why it’s the best shot!”

=P
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下篇會係 Case Study follow up.
艾波密時.

10 comments:

FoJ said...

可以Fing得咁瀟灑?介紹下隻Fing野好喔!French Kiss時記得唔好Fing頭,如果唔係,個嘴對極都對唔到!喔,我既女神你係邊呀?我等你同我Fing或French喎!

小瓶子 said...

You must be a beauty, even I can't see your face clearly.

Anonymous said...

喂,細路女好野噃,fing幾廿分鐘都得!
我地哩啲呀叔,fing兩野個頭吖,打石膏都似,呵呵!依家得翻個pat fing得咋!

卡臣 said...


張相靚得咁交關

Hana said...

哇,靚到呢...(流口水添)

張相好掂吖!!!

Jenna Michelle said...

jeng!! sounds like a neck massage is in serious need! it was worth it though, very nice shot!

Gwen said...

張相又真的拍得很好喎!!好有動感!
勉勉強強睇到你擁有美人胚子.

chor said...

Applause! What a beautiful picture!

C+ said...

Thank you all! 我只能夠講,一個強勁攝影師,絕對能夠

化腐劉為新奇

I LOVE THE PHOTO HO HO HO!!!

pakman said...

I really thought you were talking about ingesting chemicals...

And not literally throwing one's head around in a seemingly random fashion.

 
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