Saturday, February 14, 2009

Farklentimes Part 2

兄妹間真情對話:
"唉...又要破財!"
"做咩呀?"
"情人節要交功課嘛..."
"咁唔願,咪唔好交囉!"
"哇,找屎麼...想自殺簡第二日丫!"
"又要做,又要怨,為咩呢?"
"家下係咪呻下都唔得呀?"

(我個心開始媽媽聲)

"好,比你呻三分鐘."
"唔x講."
"耶,講啦,我求下你啦."
"我覺得你地d女人,情人節一定要收花,食飯同收禮物,只不過係要面!"
"難道你又唔要面?"
"呢d咁嘅面,我唔稀罕!"

(OK 都係唔好比佢停)

"咁如果情人節,你女友唔要花,唔要求同你食飯,唔要收禮物,咁你係咪比足一百分?"
"我唔信會有女人會囉."
"都話如果囉..."
"咁就梗係好啦!不過,一齊食餐飯都要嘅."
"喂,你話破財嘛,煩嘛.佢好體貼地,自己安排左節目架啦窩."
"咁又唔好,話晒都係情人節,唔一齊過,有d唔妥."
"咩唔妥?佢唔止知你心意,仲就晒你架啦窩,仲想點請問?"
"話晒都係情人節,無理由比個女友劈低,一個人過唶,下話?"

(又忍唔住...)
"你.咪.又.係.要.面!"
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猜情尋,難道真係要玩到八十歲?

唉,忍唔住要重溫經典.(請留意1:19 - 1:35)

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Have a sweet and honest valentine's day =)
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Maybe Continue...

9 comments:

小瓶子 said...

真系好中!!!!

Unreality 泡影 said...

如果連讓女友開心,都要唉聲嘆氣,那為甚麼還要和這個女友繼續下去呢?

既然是愛人,就應該時常逗愛人笑,就應該時常讓愛人開心

感情未穩的,花多一點點錢鞏固感情少不免,始終錢能買快樂的經歷

感情穩了的,就應儲多些錢為將來的家庭生活做準備,只要是真心為將來家庭著想,節憸一點相信愛人是不介意的。(但節憸一點之餘總要懂得如何用其他方法讓愛人開心)

好友D said...

can:/willing to:/know how to: shower money to rent romance is the easy part. who doesnt know showing up with a big bunch of flowers along with a cartier bangle and dinner at robuchon opening a bottle of chateau margaux would achieve a certain social-normally expected level of satisfaction? the "romance" comes from the satisfaction that the guy is still willing to spend such money (as a proportion of his replenishable income) on the girl. how everlasting is that? what's next year's plan? another tiffany necklace? another fine dining place? do you remember where you'd gone last year, what present did you receive?

here is the challenge for the guy: achieve the same level of satisfaction with a much lower budget.

here is the challenge for the girl : FEEL the same level of satisfaction with the low budget arrangement.

can you over look the monetary value of the romantic arrangement?

I challenge you.

c said...

其實我真係唔恨在情人節收花的,
因為太貴,情人節真係好搵笨啊﹗哈哈﹗

我覺得呢,情侶間在日常間唔中互相做一d小事情表達愛意就好啦,不必在這些日子破大財。

一起靜靜地過便好。

C+ said...

I will write a piece on money vs romance this week!

u guys keep feeding me ideas in writing... man i am turning into a fulltime blogger!! :)

stay tuned!!

passer-by said...

孫柏文話佢情人節去左個香腸派對喎,點解唔約你?
:)

C+ said...

你無讀到佢話早走返屋企咩?=)

passer-by said...

冇理由喎,如果你係屋企等佢,佢唔使去香腸節啫。

heehee

C+ said...

其實我想話...

從你既IP,相信你地兩個都應該識架播.不如你自己去問佢啦!哈哈哈哈哈 =)

 
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