Monday, April 6, 2009

親愛的,我回來了

小時讀女校,友輩間相傳,好姊妹會隨著交情加深,邪靈地變得Around the same time M到.這些年仍未能証實傳聞,再好姊妹,也總不好意思每月問:「喂你今個月幾號M到?黎左幾多日?」 再者,我又沒有誤踏PMS地雷陣的危機,這等經年的Surveillance report,還是交由男人負責實際.

當然,假如他施以可觀利誘,我是絕對願意出賣好友生理週期表的.

近日跟張大小姐捧著電話互訴仆街人事,一說之下,發現我倆近期的仆街遭遇,肇事地點雖然不同,但仆街原因,落地姿態以及受傷位置,一式一樣.

人說雙生兒有心靈感應,我與大小姐相交相識近廿個年頭,早已心意互通.對仆街事的應變措施,大同小異;但說到雙生,還是比不上那兩位犯案動機與手法同出一轍的騙徒.

好姊妹,未必一同M到,但會Around the same time仆 very similar的街.

遇上寶藥黨,理應即時向親戚朋友作出呼籲,以防增加受害人數.但經我倆事後檢討,發現今次上當原因,離不開一個七字.士氣再低落,骨氣,總得保育.打落門牙和血吞,實是自作七後,必然要吃的果.

驕兵之所以必敗,因終會被自負矇混,自命高手之日,便是忘卻「一山還有一山高」之時.

說起高手,其實夏生還有三兩篇博弈文於我手上.但經商量後,決定把它們留作內部傳閱:一來怕Political Incorrectness,二來怕被人誤解為博弈高手,前來挑戰比武.

又,你曾幾何時見David Copperfield無情情抽起條筋自爆魔術秘技?

17 comments:

自由行 said...

你終於返來呀!! 歡迎回歸!!

鳳儀同學 said...

妳終於回來了! 開支酒賀賀佢先

篤篤篤撐 said...

點解早排停工, 依家先返 ?

Betty said...

内部传阅都可以send 嗰 email 来看看卦....

C+ said...

喂,我覺得我掛住你地多d囉!

篤撐,我人都返左黎,何苦問我之前去邊呢...哈哈哈哈哈

瓶子,我要先得夏生同意啊!

L L said...

騎騎,C+, 我睇嘢都好少唔中(除咗個股市,俾人夾到扒街),你番嚟咯番嚟咯!

你 PK?我就真係 P 過 K 喇,係 physically 嗰隻,仲要向前翻騰一週半,冇曲腿,八一聲,幾+個路人睇到O 晒嘴!

嗰次直頭係俾鬼拱呀!

梗係喇,我自問食過夜粥,ox 馬紮到恆一恆,點會仆架!

Hana said...

内部传阅都可以send 嗰 email 来看看卦....x2

唔好哂吖嘛!

好野!寶貝你返咗來。

Leona said...
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Leona said...

哎,上一個留言真惹人誤會...我不是這意思
事實上夏生反問得好,才可以把你一言驚醒呢

高興你回來

Anonymous said...

good to have you back!! although those 博弈高手 pieces are very interesting to read, I prefer your coming back and tell us about your 驕兵必敗's story!! haha...

Morca said...

歡迎歸來!
Come on baby!

:P

莎拉 said...

Welcome back
>3<

eric said...

小時讀女校,友輩間相傳,好姊妹會隨著交情加深,邪靈地變得Around the same time M到.

以前同一實驗室的女同學們就真係喺一年之後synchronize咗M日。喺佢哋講俾我聽嘅。

C+ said...

Aiya,你地咁Sweet,我又Lum Dead了.

RE: LauLong
>> 前翻騰一週半

係咪呀你...咁係落地唔小心先仆唶嘻嘻

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RE: Hana
耶耶~~ 比我諗諗!

錫啖抽水先.

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RE: Leona
哈哈哈 我好喜歡你刪去的那個Comment! =p

會努力比心機寫的!

C+ said...

RE: Gwen
U kw I have rules on my blog and how chicken shit I am... hahaha but trust me i will tell the story, eventually.

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RE: Morca
Thanks! Sigh why I am so attached to you guys?

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RE: Sarah
Darling...

>3< >3< >3< >3<

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RE: Eric
實在太神奇了.

唔知有無Studies可以參考下!

Unknown said...

Glad that you are back!!

eric said...

我隱約記得,係因為M期時的體味會影響到四周的女性的賀爾蒙。當然要時時在一起才有效。

 
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