Monday, October 13, 2008

甲女 "咁而家係咪有錢都留返等樓價跌買樓好呀?"

我 "風頭火勢, 梗係睇定d先喇."

甲女 "但擺係銀行又無息收, 仲要驚佢執... 你估...買中移動穩唔穩陣?"

我 "你咁想搏, 不如過澳門買鋪大細喇..."

甲女 "咁你估D 樓會跌幾多呢? 如果跌50% 咪可以執多幾間囉?"

我 "望你都唔好咁望喇. 如果樓價跌一半, 香港都變死城啦... 我唔信你會敢買囉, ."
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月女 "咁其實今次同沙士比較, 邊次嚴重D? "

三木 "沙士係香港o既事, 今次係全球窩..."

月女 "我唔理係邊度o既事喇, 咁即係邊樣大鑊d?"

三木 "本地金融危機同全球金融海嘯比, 咁你仲要問?"

月女 "係喇, 都係美國抵死. 又唔係香港有次按問題. 仲有國家支持, 我覺得會好快無事."

三木 "咁, 你仲唔快d 大手入工行中銀中人壽?"
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呢個世界, 真係無奇不有.

By the way, both of the ladies, in their late 30s, are wondering why they are single.

3 comments:

卡臣 said...

both of the ladies, in their late 30s, are wondering why they are single.....呢句先不可思議

oz said...

Totally knocked by this sentence at the end :"both of the ladies, in their late 30s, are wondering why they are single....."

我還以為無毒不丈夫,這句話好勁!Lady, you have a wicked sense of humour. Dead wicked, if you think 蘭開夏道is anything?

C+ said...

i swear to god when i wrote this piece i have no intention of being mean... :P

 
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