雜碎

話說某日, 我send 個Creative Brief 比阿客後, 順手forward 比女友們.

給阿客的Subject:

Concept & Profile Of Project YYY.

給女友們的Subject:

Please rate gagging effect from 0-10, PLEASEEE!?

敬業精神, 怕且我敢認第二, 都無人肯認第一.

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跟“超時”腦震盪, 來客問有甚麼Exciting Project可以合作合作.

我條件反射地回問 “下, 今時今日仲有人肯搞Exciting Project咩 ?”

然後我又跳Fuse地問句“你印象中對上一個好好玩勁正的派對係邊個?”

當無人出聲成分鐘之後, 我只能硬住頭皮自問自答, “零五年愛迪生華懋派對都算係經典啦.”

“果個係正, 但上年個亞dee das都唔錯丫.”

“但我估我掛住既, 係當年真係好多人要Call晒contact斑Invitation個種Sensation. 亞dee das係唔錯, 但喂, 唔難去喎. 再諗下而家有幾多Brand搞個Party仲要Ngai人黎, 唉, 真係今非昔比....”

然後話題伸延到某煙草商花過百萬搞一夜派對都只得三幾百人到場.

噢, by the way, 在座無人去過煙草商的Party, 亦無人聽聞過有過咁既派對發生.
我地講起, 純粹係欣賞緊負責個間Agency有幾做到野.

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半夜行狗, 遇上南北的美女總編. 攬攬錫錫一輪後, 她瞇著那雙殺死人的眼晴問, you are coming to my birthday party right?

我黎, 我緊黎. 望住妳呢個表情, 我捨得Say No咩? 如果妳Keep住呢個表情多五秒, 我比埋條命妳做生日禮物又點話?

然後我問, 喂, 下個月我Farewell Party 妳黎唔黎到先?

抱住劉小姐的美女碌大隻眼問: “下, 你走去邊!??!?!?!”

“Anywhere more sensible than HK.”